Letra de Best Employed New Beau

I read the captions first
The headlines don't make sense
Can't trust the camps
Oh
Camps
I blast through journalists and heeding
I'm surface feeding
Congrats to all the single ladies
Best employed newest beau
Enjoys a blank position notwithstanding all the
Garbage in my head
Like an open call
Where the lasting opposition seems to
Wade and fall with
Bored with all that said