Cancion : ONE
Artista : Daniel Tosh
Album : Happy Thoughts
Url : https://www.letras10.co/letra-one-de-daniel-tosh


San Francisco
Thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of
Oh San Francisco, yes
My third favorite city to do comedy in. huh?
That’s not bad right? Top ten congratulations
More butt fucking per square foot
Then in any place in the world, that’s you guys, that's you
Put that on your post cards
"San Francisco, more butt fucking per square foot. Miss you."
Now if you've never seen me perform before I am not good live
Heads up
If I offend anybody tonight I apologize, that is not my intention
I'm not gonna guess what your personal line of decency is
I cross my own from time to time
Its how I know I still have one
I have no problem with illegal immigration in this country, except for the fact that they don't serve on jury duty
That is horse shit
It should be the other way around; they should serve exclusively on jury duty. Yea!
Then, it finally would be a jury of ones own peers
It’s not a stereotype if it’s always true, yea
Then it becomes law
That joke is called: Latinos are criminals
That’s just the title it doesn't mean anything
Sometimes before I walk on stage my girlfriend might say "Have a good show, break a leg."
This is what she said to me a few weeks ago right before I walked on stage she goes
"Hey you ever worry about getting shot when you're out there?"
I'm like "what the hell is wrong with you?"
She followed it with "you should move around more."
Uh, you should go back to reading your vampire books
I should move around more?
As if a sniper would get frustrated like
"I can't keep up, he lives."
You ever scratch your girlfriend with a hangnail and pretend you're wolverine?
She’s like "knock it off."
I'm like "you made me like this."
Then you run into the woods, you're naked, you gotta figure things out
Where’d you come from?
Why are you wearing dog tags? Did I serve?
A lot of times people complain that their significant other takes too long to get reedy to go out at nigh
I've never had that complaint
And I think its because I never want to go anywhere
So I could care less how long it takes her to get ready, that’s just less time I have to spend with her horrible friends pretending that I don't wanna kill myself, yea
She’ll take an hour and a half to get ready come down and be like
"Oh my goodness you were so patient."
I'll be like " for what? You look disgusting." Right?
Yea now she's crying. Whatever, I bought myself an extra two hours to watch the game
Ha-ha yea, its not like she's gonna break up with me
She’s ten years younger she's one opinion away from being replaced
I can say that, I have a television show
Yea the power in our household has shifted dramatically


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