[Verse 1]
I'm a singer who can't but I'm a lover who can
I'm a lover who can
I'm a beggar who won't but I'll take what I can
I'll take what I can
I would give her it all, but she would always say no
'Cause she says she's the queen of the driven snow
[Chorus]
Oh, here comes April the First
She's welcoming me
She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key
I gave her flowers, she sent her family tree
Don't rewrite the books just rewrite the title
She helped me to be somebody I didn't like at all
April the First, the first of her line
[Verse 2]
I'm a protest lover with a protest song
She's a loser that's bad, that's why she usually won
I would give her it all, but she would always say no ("no")
'Cause she says she's the queen of the driven snow
Oh yeah
Driven snow, oh yeah
Oh no
[Chorus']
Here comes April the First
She's welcoming me
She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key
I gave her flowers, she sent her family tree
Don't rewrite the books just rewrite the title
She helped me to be somebody I didn't like at all
April the First, the first of her line
[Break]
[Chorus']
Here comes April the First
She's welcoming me
She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key
I gave her flowers, she sent her family tree
She took a personality overdose
And sniffed the world right up her nose
Oh April, April's so cold
[Outro]
Yeah, I did the dishes
She dished the dirt
She had the world revolving right round her skirt
Oh April the First the last of the flirts
Oh April the First the last of the flirts