Letra de Blurred Lines Parody

This song totally sucks
This song totally sucks

Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, woo
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, woo

Come over here if you want to get raped
By a creepy wannabe Timberlake
Maybe I’m going deaf
Or maybe, I’m just high
But 'no' means 'yes' in my mind

This song totally sucks

This song and video will make you wanna take a
Knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea
So overhyped, it’s absurd
Makes me seem like a huge perv
Because you are a huge perv
And now it’s time for stupid hashtags

Than say my last name it’s extremely lame
Here’s what they should say

I’m a douchebag who thinks he’s so smooth
Everyone’s dancing except me, I’m way too cool

I’m going blind, that’s my excuse when
I am accused of molesting women 'cause I’m a scumbag

Who wrote this concept?
Nothing happening makes any damn sense

There’s a car on your butt

Now let’s watch T.I. dance like a dirty old man
Who just shit in his pants
I really want to fuck this goat
Now here’s a crappy, hey, hey, hey, woo
Attempt at funny, what rhymes with funny?
A lot of stuff idiot

What the hell’s wrong with this blonde girl
Humping a stuffed dog?
Could this video get any more wrong?
Hey come here girl
I have a big D
If a guy has to say that it means it’s small and diseased

You just got your ass served

Somebody please tell me
What the hell am I doing with this vid, I mean
Went from rapping on tracks about the streets
To brushing white chicks’ hair like a total creep
And what the hell’s with Pharrell’s outfit?
He look like he from outer space in this silver shit
This video’s wack and this song’s overplayed
Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name

Robin you asshole
I’m preggo with your baby
Even though I said no
You knocked me up anyway

But the lines were blurred
They totally weren’t
You’re just a bastard

Ok, that’s enough, Everyone freeze

Who the hell is this shmuck?
I’m a hashtag cop
This hashtag abuse is against the law
I’m not kidding
Someone turn that shit off

I am warning you, stop or I will shoot
Okay, that’s it dude

Pharrell, hands up

What the hell did I do?
You’re under arrest
For what?
For soliciting goat sex
Put your hands behind your head
Thicke, you are dead
Who the fuck is this dude?
This is my daughter
You got her preggers
Time to meet my fist jerk

What the hell?
Payback's a bitch