Letra de Chicken on a Raft

Skipper's in the wardroom drinking gin
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
I don't mind knocking but I ain't going in
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
'Jimmy's' laughing like a drain
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Been looking at m'
Comic Cuts'
again
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Chorus:
Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see
'Dabtoes'
for'd and the
Dustmen
aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
They gave me the Middle and the Forenoon too
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
And now I'm pulling in the whaler's crew
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Seagulls wheeling overhead
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
I ought to be 'flogging' in a feather bed
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see
'Dabtoes' for'd and the
Dustmen
aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
An Amazon girl lives in Dumfries
,
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
She only has kids in twos and threes
,
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Her sister lives in Maryhill
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
She says she won't but I think she will
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see
'Dabtoes' for'd and the
Dustmen
aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
We kissed goodbye on the midnight bus
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
She didn't cry, she didn't fuss
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Am I the man that she loves best?
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Or am I just a cuckoo in another man's nest?
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see
'Dabtoes' for'd and the
Dustmen
aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
I had a little girl in 'Donny B'
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
And oh, she made a fool of me
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Her heart was like a
Pusser's shower
,
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
From hot to cold in a quarter of an hour
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft
Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see
'Dabtoes' for'd and the
Dustmen
aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft