Letra de Confucius Say

Thank you, thank you so much for your applause, those of you that applaud, I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart
If you didn't applaud, I'd like to wish you severe chest pains all night
I'd like to continue on with the series of Confucius because in my book, Confucius is one of the great minds that we had on earth
Confucius say, "Man who lay girl on hill not on level"—that's true
And Confucius also say, "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs"
Confucius say, "Wife who puts man in doghouse may find him in cathouse"
Confucius also say, "Boy who plays with himself pull boner"
Confucius also say, "Wife who slide down banister makes monkey shine"
Confucius say, "Blonde girl have black hair back cracky"
Confucius also say, one more time, "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary"
Confucius also say, "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it"
Also say--better late than never—also say, "Man with athletic finger makes broad jump"
Confucius also say, "Better to sleep with old hen than pull it"
Confucius say, "Baby conceived on backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless"
Confucius say, "Man who have bust in mouth make clean breast of things"
"Boy who goes to bed with sex problem on mind wakes up with solution on hand"
Confucius also say, "Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone"
Also say, "Girl who bathes with vinegar walk around with sour puss"
Also say, Confucius, "Woman who puts rooster in freezer has frozen cock"
Also, "Girls should not marry basketball player: he dribbles before he shoots"
Confucius also say, "Woman who springs on inner springs this Spring gets offspring next Spring"
Also, "Squirrel lay on rocks and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts"
Also, Confucius say, "Girl who goes with detective named Richard must kiss Dick"
Confucius also say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs"
Confucius also say, "Man who fuss with wife all day get no piece at night"—true
Confucius also say, great bit of knowledge, "Better to be hot and bothered than satisfied and worried"
"Girl who goes to man's apartment for snack get tit bit"