Letra de I Wish I Was The President

It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and all my money is spent
I wish I was the President

I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence
So I could keep all the terrorists out
I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny
And get high with little honor role girls

(resist, drugs and the violence. ha ha ha)
I wish I was the President
(i promise to do the best job i can. bool shit)

I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and what a year so far
I wish I was the President
Every end of the month I buy a brand new car

And drive it straight to the strip bar
Where I'd be drinkin for free
And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me
Snortin shit up my nose
With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes

I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President

It's the end of the month another one down the drain
I wish I was the President
I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
And I would still complain
I'd do whatever I please
And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car
And fuck 11 differnt porno stars
I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
And I'd barely have to see my wife

I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President

Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me
Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
Goddammit do you have to complain
Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole
The same old... the same old... the same old same old thing
The same old... the same old... the same old everything
The same old... the same old... the same old nothing change
The same old... the same old... the same old fucken thing
Well now... i guess it's time to go to work and look my miserable fucken boss in its fucken face
I shold just call in sick today, lay around and get stoned, watch porn ow fuck it

I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President

I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President

I wish I was the President
(i promise to do the best job i can. bool shit)
I wish I was the President