Kung Fu do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong
I think its strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Last night Jackie Chan came 'round
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. Miyagi and the X-Men
Called in for a while as well
I think its strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Kung Fu do what you do to him
I can't live without my Kung Fu movies
Shanghai Killers and Deadly Road
My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed
All I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu
He's in love with you
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan