Letra de Lawn Boy

I can′t believe my wife would leave me for the lawn boy
The guy just lives next-door
Lawn boy do your work and keep it in your pants

You know I went out and bought one of them three-blade mowers
It really cuts the grass good
You know what I'm talkin′ 'bout

I can't believe my wife would leave me for the lawn the way
The guy just lives next-door

Yeah now I only gotta cut the grass one time
Because with them three blades it really cuts the grass good
You know what I′m talkin′ 'bout

I can′t believe my wife would leave me for the lawn the way
The guy just lives next-door

My wife left me for the lawn boy
I can't figure it out
Was it the smell of fresh-cut grass that lured her?
Or was it perhaps the smell of gasoline and oil?
I can′t figure it out
Was it the combination of cheap beer and fresh cigarette tobacco?
Was it something I did?
Was it something I didn't do?
Why couldn′t she have run off with our doctor or accountant?
Why did it have to be the lawn boy?
She told me everything was OK
She told me we would be together always and should just go play golf
And hire someone else to cut the grass
The guy next door cuts grass
She said it would be nice to have a lawn boy in the neighborhood close by
So he could always be there to cut the grass
I can't believe my wife left me for the lawn the boy
The guy just lives next-door