Letra de Link Up With Me Baby

Oh my god, I don't mean to be rude, but
Lemme put it on the line
I've never met a giant-ass fairy as fine as you
Let me bless you, caress you, de-stress you, unless you protest
Lemme confess the quest of things I would just do to impress you
I'd fight an overgrown Super Mario Dry Bones
Let a big blue tongue squirt goo into my ancient iPhone
I'd peel off layers of the map like an onion
Then I would plunge into a giant robot camel
Which is also somehow a dungeon
Please, please, please link up with me baby
Take a breath and let's get wild, lemme see dat five-foot smile
Come on, come on, be my magic lady
Say the magic words I know, like "Mekka-Lekka-Hiney-Ho"
Oh girl, let's take a chance on some tiny Hylian/giant fairy romance
If I climb more towers and shower you with flowering plants
Would you give me some powers?
I guess I mean enhance my pants
I magically consumed the souls of some old wrinkly prunes
What happened next you might expect:
They gave me the runes
This dude is analogous to Mario Odyssey's Talkatoo
Look they're both birds givin' hints to nerds
Who wanna complete each clue
Didja know I cook and I bake? I could make you a pie or a cake
How about a plate of herb sauté with a peppered steak
And dessert, a crepe?
Don't mean to be glib, but, what I wouldn't give
To get into that pink wet hole
In the ground, where you live!
Please, please, please link up with me baby
Gotta love that fairy belly,
got a body like a Botticelli
Come on, come on, be my magic lady
Never felt this way before, but I'm suddenly into vore
Oh girl, let's take a chance on some tiny Hylian/giant fairy romance
If I leave your fountain, go get a discounted haircut
And learn to climb a mountain, uh, could I climb up your butt?
And ride it (ride it) ride it (ride it) ride it like a fishy man
Ride it (ride it) ride it (ride it) ride it like a seal in the sand
Ride it like a wild horse or, like the wind, blow me off course
Ride it like a copter leaf
Ride it like a, like a
Like a magic motorcycle that does not belong in this game at all
Please, please, please be my magic lady
You made me a true believer, I got dat FernGully Fever
Oh girl, let's take a chance on some tiny Hylian/giant fairy romance
I love your big heart, wanna hold your huge hand
If it takes all of me, let me be your tiny man