Letra de Mixer At Delta Chi

[Verso 1]
It's college time again
Septembers almost here
I’m hanging with freshman girls
Frat parties kegs of beer
I see a girl I’m wanting
Mixer at Delta Chi
We take some Oxycontin
Dave Matthews getting high
And then as I undress her
And start my stimulus
She says, “But wait professor
This wasn't on the syllabus”

[Hook 1]
I’m the bad professor
I’m the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I’m a bad bad man
(Find the pocket on ‘em)

[Verso 2]
Tutor her in my apartment
Turns into a slow dance
Hey baby what’s your minor?
I’ve got your major in my pants
I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I’ll throw in financial aid
I hope you boned up for your mid term
If you want I can help you cram
Don’t give a shit about the essay test
So let’s skip it and get to the oral exam

[Hook 2]
I’m the bad professor
That’s a blowjob reference
I’m a bad professor
Your money’s on the dresser
I’m a bad bad… man


[Conclusi�n]
I’m in ?Monchey?
We really found the pocket on that one man
I don’t even know what that means
That’s musician talk