Hold onto thine hat
This is the hook that you′ve been waiting for
The book that tells you everything you need to knowTo help you understand
Oh, the one you love
But yourself too
There are 12 chapters, one for each
And divided into the following sections
What makes that twat tick?
The man, the woman, the child in love
And all we can play as a friend
And you need to leap out and join us
So, hold onto thine hat
This is the hook that you've been waiting for
The book that tells you everything you need to know
To help you understand
Oh, the one you love
But yourself too
The man, the woman, the child in love
And all we can play as a friend
And you
And need I say
You captivating creature, you
What′s in your case as you walk all tall?
You can't spin
But you can bid out the hall
So hold onto thine hat
This is the hook that you've been waiting for
The one that tells you everything you need to know
The man, the woman, the child in love
As a friend I play
Ready to leap out and surprise you