Letra de Shit, Shower, & Shave

[Verse 1]
My brother's calling up the stairs
Mama's pulling out her hair
They're trying to get me to bathe
They're trying to get me to be better behaved
[Chorus 1]
But you know I don't feel very much like getting up today
I don't have anything I really wanna do anyway
But still I gotta take a shit, shower, and shave
Shit, shower, and shave
Shit, shower, and shave
You better take a shower and a shower and a shave
[Verse 2]
I always wanted to dance
I always wanted romance
This lady gave me a chance
But then she left me with the bump in my pants
[Chorus 2]
Yeah you better take care of business before it takes care of you
[?] gotta [?]
You better do it [?]
Shit, shower, and shave
Shot, shirt, and shake
Big [?] broken
You do it 'til you done it, then you're doin' it again
Let's go
[Verse 3]
I got no time to waste
I got a carrot to chase
Look at that mummy I made
With toilet paper and a pack of razorblades
[Chorus 3]
You need a cloth to wash, you need a cloth to bathe
You better use it every day
Why? 'Cause cleanliness is kindliness is all I got to say
Take a shit, shower, and shave
A little roll in the hay
Before you roll in your grave
You better take a shower and a shower and shave, yeah yeah