Letra de Shitty G

[Intro: Benatar &
Shitty G
]
I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel
Two middle fingers in the air
I'm a wannabe, yeah,
a Shitty G
But I don't really care
Ain't nobody quite like me
'Cause my name is Shitty G
Ain't nobody quite like me
Shitty,
Shitty
, G,
G
[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
Let me tell you about my main man Shitty G
He never lived in the city he's from the middle of Tennessee
He's got a wife she's morbidly obese
While Shitty sits at Denny's sipping 40's of Ol' E
No toilet in his trailer, he'll piss on the street
Shitty G would bite your style
but he's missing some teeth
Rockin'
wife beaters
with pit stains
Shitty's so humble—
"Yo, I'm the shit, man"
[Verse 2: Benatar]
King of the trailer park, thinks he's hard as nails
Front yard lookin' like a junk yard sale
Rollin' 'round on a ridin' mower,
mouth full of chew
Sippin' on Jack Daniels mixed with Mountain Dew
Always runnin' from the cops getting charged with theft
They want him behind bars but he's hard to catch
Always hustlin' somethin', his hands are never clean
Plus, he's got the worst tattoos that you've ever seen
[Chorus: Benatar &
Shitty G
]
I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel
Two middle fingers in the air
I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G
But I don't really care
Ain't nobody quite like me
'Cause my name is Shitty G
Ain't nobody quite like me
Shitty,
Shitty
, G,
G
[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]
Catch him drinking cans of Busch Light, smoking Newports
Bumping Toby Keith and Too $hort (woo!)
He grows his own reefer, steals cables from his neighbors
You can always smell the vapors from the meth lab in his trailer
He thinks he's bad just like his credit
He's got a sugar mama but
Shitty is diabetic
He's got a poster of Federline, his hero
He'll drink a box of wine and say,
"What up, my negro?!"
[Chorus: Benatar &
Shitty G
]
I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel
Two middle fingers in the air
I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G
But I don't really care
Ain't nobody quite like me
'Cause my name is Shitty G
Ain't nobody quite like me
Shitty,
Shitty
, G,
G
[Interlude: Shitty G]
Alright, man, here I go
Y'all ain't never heard rhymes like these
I'm about to spit more fire than illegal Chinese fireworks
Alright, here we go
[Verse 4: Shitty G]
Why you messing with me? I'm freaking awesome
I got so many hoes but I can't exactly call them
'Cause I didn't pay my phone bill, instead I bought some reefer
When my album drops, you homos will be believers
And I'ma build a studio when I get my settlement from
An ol' car wreck,
and I'm going to buy a Confederate
Flag
for my bedroom, that shit is stupid cool
And y'all won't laugh when I graduate from computer school
It's freakin' embarrassin' when I tell my Mexican friends they need to speak American
I got speakers for my beats
They're in my car propped up against my baby seat
And I'm gonna make it crack this year
Drinking 30 packs working on my rap career
You laugh, but this ain't no joke
I'm out here reppin' on the streets for all the country folks
[Chorus: Benatar &
Shitty G
]
I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel
Two middle fingers in the air
I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G
But I don't really care
Ain't nobody quite like me
'Cause my name is Shitty G
Ain't nobody quite like me
Shitty,
Shitty
, G,
G