[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
My life is back on track
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don't know all the new Pokemons
Yo bro, I can help you with that
Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps
[Refrain: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?
Haha! You know it, bro! Gotta catch em' all!
[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!
Oh, there are more
Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked
[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
They're running out of ideas and I can't take anymore!
Don't worry, there's only a couple left
How many?
Uh 300,064
Nooo