Letra de This Is War

In the universe of Nintendo
A foul wind swept through the lands
It troubled all of the inhabitants
And made them thirsty for blood
They all traveled to meet one another
In the center of the world
Where they could all battle to the death

(This is war) This is a Nintendo war
(This is war) Your honor you are fighting for
This is something you will remember
It's not Brawl, it's no Melee
It's Super Smash Brothers 4

Zelda, you whore
You're the one that fanboys adore
So I'm gonna punch your tits
And knock your bloody frame to the floor
Mario, Luigi, time to settle this brother rivalry
There's no rules, do what you want
And we don't encourage chivalry
Pokemon, Poke-who are gonna mop the floor with you
Use your guts as jump-ropes
Shocking, like Pikachu
Let's go back in time
It's Pac-Man's time to shine
Wakka wakka your ass
PK Frost!
Now here's a mime

This is war
It's what we trained for
So get ready for Super Smash Brothers 4

(Fuck I'm so mad)
(This is) This is a Nintendo war
Bitch get out my fucking way
I ain't gonna let you score
I'm gonna break you like the target testing
Crush your lungs, snap your ribs, and make your chest sting

(This is war) This is a Nintendo war
(This is war) Your honor you are fighting for
(This is war) Something you will remember
It's not Brawl, it's no Melee
It's Super Smash Brothers 4

Yoshi, you bitch
Gonna beat you get coins 'til I'm rich
Ike has finally found his niche
Kicking your ass 'til you wish you were dead
Link coming to chop off your head
How many tears must be shed?
Jigglypuff's here to bed you to bed (You to bed)
Prepare your body for a Falcon Punch
Kirby's here to eat you for lunch
Little Mac squeezes you so hard
You can hear your bones go crunch
Mewtwo is ready to jump in
Rosalina, she's here to win
Mega Man just showed up, whoa
The show's about to begin

This is war
It's what we trained for
So get ready for Super Smash Brothers 4

(Fuck I'm so mad)
(This is) This is a Nintendo war
Bitch get out my fucking way
I ain't gonna let you score
I'm gonna break you like the target testing
Crush your lungs, snap your ribs, and make your chest sting

This is war (This is a Nintendo war)
This is war (Your honor you are fighting for)
This is war (Something you will remember)
This is war!