Letra de Who Put the Garlic in the Glue?

[Verse 1]
Who made the kitchen table blue?
Who called the Irishman a Jew?
Who left the bible in the pew?
Who put the gloves on the kangaroo?
But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
[Chorus]
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
[Verse 2]
Who put sick and tired together?
What is a bad go-getter?
Who put the horse on the sweater?
Well, I told them they shoulda known better
But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
[Chorus]
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
[Bridge]
Twenty-nine [?] and fifteen tubes
[?], ask the boy
What you gonna do?
Well, I [?] but, oh, what a loss
[Verse 3]
Who [?] a [?] around the shoe?
Who picked 'em all and took the few?
[?] what you wanna do
Why'd they have to go and make something new?
But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
[Outro]
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
SHOE!