Letra de Wiggle Parody

[Intro: Jason Derulo & Snoop Dogg]
Hey yo Jason!
Wake yo ass up!
We got a video to shoot today
Awww shit
But I got no lyrics
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls I forgot to
Write words for my own song
Man you one dumbass muthafucka
Wait
I got it
I make a whole song about big fat butts

[Hook: Jason Derulo & Girl 1]
And I'll call it Wiggle
Dude that is pitiful
That's the best I could do
Hip Hop music is screwed
Schwing!

[Verse 1: Jason Derulo & Girl 2]
I've had like seventeen top ten hits
But most people still don't know me from shit
Wait hold the hell up you aren't Chris Brown
No I'm Jason Derulo
Who?
I'm out

[Pre-Hook: Jason Derulo & Lyric Master]
Hot dammit
Who ate my damn ham sandwich?
That might be the worst lyric
Ever written in music
Snoop quit spying on all the young girls butts

[Hook: Snoop Dogg & Jason Derulo]
But I'm a pervizzle
Love the way they jiggle
Think my little pickle
Has grown into a missile
That's disgusting

[Verse 2: Jason Derulo & Girl 3]
I'm almost halfway thru this dumb son
Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
He hasn't done shit but act like a creep
He's here cause he's much more famous than me

[Pre-Hook: Jason Derulo & Snoop Dogg]
You're skinny
Don't pot heads get the munchies?
Hell yeah!
Did you eat my ham sandwich?
Hell no
Are you anorexic?
And will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?

[Hook: Snoop Dogg, Jason Derulo & Ne-Yo]
Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle
Those ain't word imbecile
They are words my nizzle
Check the dictionizzle
Schwing!

[Verse 3: Snoop Dogg]
My raps are so lame lately
Cause I'm lazy
Rap on any piece of shit pop song long as you pay me
Check these hoes they couldn't be hotter
Just so
Sad they young enough to be my granddaughters
Pedo
Completely sold out long ago
About a billion bongs ago
That's why I rap on crap like this
I'm so high I don't even know
Cliche spewin's what I'm doing
No integrity
Used to be a gangsta
Now I'm just a joke that's not funny

[Bridge: Jason Derulo, Chris Brown & The Wiggles]
Who's that jailbird?
I'm Chris Brown
(It's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown)
You straight up jacked my look and sound
(Look and sound, look and sound)
Are you here to start a fight?
I fight women, I don't fight guys!
Stop this song right now or we'll kick your butts!

[Hook: Jason Derulo, The Wiggles & Kid]
Oh shit it's the Wiggles
This song is crap!
You ruined our name dickhole
With this damn track
Now when kids search Wigggles
They just find ass
Massive butts that jiggle
What's wrong with that?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle

[Outro: Kid]
Damn baby you've got a bright future behind you