The other day i got in a fight
It involved me and my foot in my mouth
And my wife
Then i got thinking
Wouldn't it be grand if with every word i said
My wish was the world's command
I'd be the king i'd be the top
I'd givemyself a raise, throw my own parade
Number one, the chief, the boss
I'd be the king
No honey-do list
I'd rule
Whatever i say is the way that it goes
That's be cool
And i'd go fishing
Or watch sports on tv
And folks would carry me around
And i'd get to wear a crown
And i'd never spend a day on my feet
I'd be living large i'd be in charge
And the whole world would bow to me
I'd be the king
It happened again, i got in a fight
It involved me and my foot in my mouth
And my wife
