Letras de Kurt Metzger

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White Precious

(2014)

All Kidding Aside I Had A Great Time In Anchorage.

But Kurt Does Have A Point, Right?

Get Ready For A Letdown!

I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.

Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart

Kurt Metzger Is An Old Knickerbocker.

Kurt Metzger Makes A Brave Decision.

Kurt Metzger Needs To Get Out More.

Kurt Metzger Seems A Little TOO Obsessed With This.

Last of The Great White Jobs.

No One Has Suffered More Than Me

Ricky! Noooooooooo!

Steve, Get Out of My Way!

Terry The Smoker

This Joke's A Fifty Fifty.

White Precious

Talks To Young People About Sex

(2011)

A heavy Mexican lunch with ice cream for dessert.

A sweaty monster gets everyone to forgive Tiger Woods.

Award winning Michael Jackson joke followed by frank discussion of sexual abuse.

Cash4gold, Facebook, your virginity, and you!

Curing AIDS the Kinoki way!

Hold your own fucking purse.

Know your gyno!

Kurt explains evolution to young people and why God is a woman.

Kurt explains why America is still number 1.

Kurt talks to young people about dating and plastic surgery.

Kurt talks to young people about fat chicks and Alaska.

Kurt talks to young people about fisting.

Kurt talks to young people about interracial dating.

Kurt talks to young people about safe assplay.

Shitting, hair loss, shitting shitting.

Some things you DO NOT joke about!

Straight talk about jizz.

The Gulf spill affects all of us, and guidos.

The Mayan prophecies, 2012, and you!

This one is hard to justify!

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