Letra de Call Me Maybe Parody

I threw a wish in a well
I looked to you as it fell
But now you're in my way
A number two would be bliss
I can't take much more of this
Hope no one's in my way

That stall was open
I was really hopin'
Can't you see I'm defecating?

Hey! I just met you
And this is shady
So where's the plunger?
Cuz I'm not waiting
It's hard to shit right
Feels like gravy
So where's the plunger?
This shit's amazing

Hey! I just met you
And this is shady
But I'm not waiting
My ass is blazing!
All of the others stalls
They were taken
So where's the plunger?
This shit's amazing