Letra de Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again

What came first; the chicken or the moron?
I'd say the moron, potty trained or not
What came first; the chicken or the moron?
I'd say the moron, potty trained or not
I wipe your ass, you scratch my back
I wipe your ass, you scratch my back
I wipe your ass, you scratch my back
I wipe your ass, you scratch my back
I wipe your ass, you scratch my back
I wipe your ass, you scratch my back
I wipe your ass, you scratch my back
I wipe your ass, you scratch my back
I wipe...
Go ahead and continue to
Think about your genitalia
But before you speak, before you think
Hemorrhoid is a two-lane highway
Americana memorabilia
Homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics
Ready the probe and ready the stove
At the branding center my cheesbro'
Plus or minus three percent points
Variance of ignorant humans
But I'd have to say that there are
Many more in retro sewage
I wipe your ass you scratch my back
I wipe your ass you scratch my back
I wipe your ass you scratch my back
I wipe your ass...