[Andre]
Ahhh, such sweet sound
The Fiddler on the Fuckin' Roof
Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?
[Bentley Fonzworth]
Indeed, it is, sir
[Andre]
Good day, good sir
How do you do? Look fine
[Bentley Fonzworth]
Fantastically well
I am certainly not fine by far
But you could say
I'm close to spectacular
[Andre]
Close to spectacular? How so?
[Bentley Fonzworth]
Open your eyes
Spectacular's right in front of you
[Andre]
Whatever you say... you're spectacular
[Bentley Fonzworth]
No, I'm fantastically well
[Andre]
Come on, man, make up your mind
A minute ago, you said you were fine
[Bentley Fonzworth]
No, I said I'm close to spectacular
But I'm meeting fine in a minute
[Andre]
Close to spectacular?
You said you were fantastically well
[Bentley Fonzworth]
Exactly
[Andre]
Exactly? Which one are you?
Close to spectacular or fantastically well?
[Bentley Fonzworth]
I am certainly and without a doubt fantastically well
And was close to spectacular but I must say, good sir
You just pissed spectacular off
And don't even mention exactly...
But here comes fine right now