This is a story about my sister
How she surprised us all
Quiet melancholic and awkward
When she was small
She wore flannel shirts and umbros
Sambas and dickies
But magic things can happen
Thanks to puberty
'Cause she’s my sexy sister
My super sexy sister
You can see her in men’s magazines
'Cause she’s my sexy sister
She takes all the sexy pictures
Sister can you save some sexy for me
Some like big butts and they can't lie
Other brothers can't deny
Her physique is pretty flashy
Have you seen her in her panties
Black lingerie page forty five
'Cause she’s my sexy sister
My super sexy sister
You can see her in men’s magazines
'Cause she’s my sexy sister
She takes all the sexy pictures
Sister can you save some sexy for me
It’s an awkward sensation
Sexy sister pics across the nation
Are those really her breasts
Or did they photoshop her chest
Pho-to-shop
'Cause she’s my sexy sister
My super sexy sister
You can see her in men’s magazines
'Cause she’s my sexy sister
She takes all the sexy pictures
Sister can you save some sexy for me
Sexy Sister
You can see her in men’s magazines
Well Imma take my own sexy pictures
Just like my sister
And photo-shop the shit outta me