[Verse 1]
I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track
Best friend's in a gun rack
I'm a low life
I owe everybody money
I think racist jokes are funny
I'm a low life
I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out
With your wife
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a low life
Hell, I'm a low life
[Verse 2]
I got kids I've never seen
And their mama's seventeen
I'm a low life
I take strippers out to breakfast
Add that to the checklist
I'm a low life
Oh, the landlord called, rent is due
I spent it all on a KISS tattoo
I Rock 'n Roll all night
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a low life
Hell, I'm a low life
[Verse 3]
I'm watchin' porno on the TV
Wonderin' why she ever leave me
I'm a low life
The object of my affection
Asked the police for protection
I'm a low life
Yeah, romance is gone, I'm doing fine
Me and your mom had a real good time
Just last night
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a low life
Hell, I'm a low life
Hell, I'm a low life
Hell, I'm a low life
