Video de Oh, That's Rich

[HELENA, spoken]
What are these?
[TOMMY, spoken]
Recipes- two of them
(singing)
Ingredients for Ardena, her tonic for toning skin
[HELENA, spoken]
The glyco, the boric acid, the humectin, the glycerin
So?
[TOMMY]
Her lotion for grooming horses
To rub down their hairy hide
[HELENA, spoken]
The glyco, the boric acid- no!
(singing)
The same things they have inside!
[TOMMY, spoken]
Bingo!
[HELENA]
Ohoho, that's rich!
The same schmutz she puts on horses!
[MR. LEWIS, spoken]
Goes on ladies!
[HELENA]
Which is which?
Her stable or skincare line?
If I snitch!
Such scandal in hands of high up sources
Watch them switch
From her clientele to mine!
[ELIZABETH, spoken]
Let's do it! Let's go tit for tat!
[HARRY, spoken]
Recipes all the way from her mother's stovetop back in Krakow!
[ELIZABETH]
Oh, Harry!
(singing)
Ingredients for
Valaze Crème
My goodness, does this look bad!
Reduction of
rendered lamb fat
Mixed with pine bark?
The woman's mad!
[HARRY, spoken]
Keep reading!
[ELIZABETH]
The extract of calf placenta
Gelatinous hoof of horse- horse!?
The senator shall be sent a note anonymously
[HARRY]
Of course!
[BOTH]
Oh, that's rich!
[HARRY]
The scientist from the shtetl
It's pure kitsch!
The chemistry she invents
[ELIZABETH]
That sly bitch!
Should Congress expose her witch's kettle
Her cache
[HARRY]
Will sink in its own pretense
[ELIZABETH, spoken]
Harry!
[HELENA]
These charges will be suspended!
[ELIZABETH]
This hearing is all in vain!
[BOTH]
The company reputation is defended
[HELENA AND TOMMY]
Time to drink champagne!
[ELIZABETH AND HARRY]
Pink champagne!
[ALL FOUR]
Oh, that's rich!
The Washington game of power
Such a stitch!
These phonies who wheel and deal
Just one hitch
[ELIZABETH]
Elizabeth Arden will not cower
[HELENA]
Now they know
The Rubinsteins' spine of steel