[Verse 1]
I just wanna get cool
Let's go swimming in a swimming pool
Show you how to hop the fence and
Meet you there in a few minutes
But first:
[Chorus]
Blow your nose, take a shit
Just make sure the door's open
I am sweating and I'm betting you are too
[Verse 2]
Take a dive off the diving board
Had no idea the cops would cancel your tour
Pay your bill in merchandise sales
Let's have a slumber party tonight in jail
[Bridge]
I'm sorry my town sucks
But we all know life's rough
[Chorus]
Blow your nose, take a shit
Just make sure the door's open
I am sweating and I'm betting you are too
Just blow your nose, take a shit
Just make sure the door's open
I am sweating and I'm betting you are
[Outro]
Too
Too
I'm betting you are too
Too
I'm betting you are too
