Well, there are babes and there are more babes
That is a whole lot of chicks in this old world
But there's only one bitch in this world for me
And you baby, you're my number one foxy lady
Well tell me, is there any guy at all in this world
Who can live in a place without little girls
Well, I'm a guy just like any other guy
And I like some action most of the time
You know when it comes to cranking my wank
Baby doll, you are the bitch I just gotta thank
Ah, when you squeeze my lemon
The juice runs down my leg
They way you hammer on my wood, baby
I just fall right out of bed
But I got a feeling - makes me sing to the lord
When you put your velvety sheath around my glistening sword
My love for you will outlast eternity
So let me dip into your backdoor baby
And prove your love to me
