Letra de Candy Bars

Vending machines are a big part of my life.
I like when you reach into the vending machine
to grab your candy bar.
That flap goes up to block you from reaching up.
That's a good invention!
Before that, it was hard time for vending machine owners.
"What candy bar are you getting?
- That one... And every one on the bottom row!"
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines.
Then it'd have to be real fucking big!
I was gonna get a candy bar, the button
I was supposed to push was HH
So I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice.
Fucking potato chips came up, man
because they had an HH button.
For Christ's sake, you need to let me know.
I'm not familiar with the concept of HH.
I did not learn my AA BB CC's, God God dammit dammit!
I get the Reese's candy bar.
If you read that name "Reese's", that's an apostrophe S.
Reese and apostrophe S at the end of that name.
That means the candy bar is his! I didn't know that!
Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar
And a guy named Reese comes by and says "Let me have that!"
You better hand it over.
"I'm sorry Reese, I didn't think I'd ever run into you!
You're a fucking bully man! Let me at least have a piece!"
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat
imprinted into the chocolate.
That robs you of chocolate!
That's a clever chocolate saving technique.
I go down to the factory "You owe me some letters!"