Letra de This CD Is In Stores
Mitch Hedberg
This CD Is In Stores
Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg
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[MC]
Please welcome Mitch Hedberg!
[Mitch Hedberg]
Thank you, thank you. They told you enough? That we're recording a CD? So you might pick it up and not recognize your laugh. You won’t even want to buy it 'cause you've already seen it, so this is not the target market...heh
I have an old CD. See, this one will be in stores. The only way I could get my old CD into a store is if I would take one in and leave it. They say, "Sir, you forgot this." No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it
Oh, man, I can’t tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. They said "Let's call this hotel something-tree". So they had a meeting, it was quite short. "How about Tree?" "No." "Doubletree." "Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned." "I had my heart set on Quadrupletree. We were almost there."
I got a Do Not Disturb sign on my hotel door. It says Do Not Disturb. It's time we go with Don't Disturb. It's been Do Not for too long. We need to embrace the contraction. Don't Disturb. Do Not psyches you out. DO. "All right, I get to disturb this guy." NOT. "Shit! I need to read faster!"
I like to wear a Do Not Disturb sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock knock jokes. "Hey, how you doing, nephew?" "Knock knock." "Read the sign, punk!"
I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk. She gave me her number. It’s 0. I tried to call her from here and some other woman answered. I said "You sound older!"
My hotel doesn’t have a 13th floor because of superstition. But come on, man. People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? "1401". No you are not! Jump out the window, you will die earlier!
Because 13’s an unlucky number, right? Well then so should the letter B be, because B looks like a scrunched-together 13. "What's your name?" "Bob." "Get the fuck away!"
If 13's unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association. "I saw you, 12, you were hanging out with 13." "No, I wasn't! I was with 11. You talk to 14 about that shit." "What you have to say, 14?" "Me divided by 2 equals 7? All right, I was with 13. Shit"
Ha ha ha ha ha. Maybe they can add some laughs to that joke
Please welcome Mitch Hedberg!
[Mitch Hedberg]
Thank you, thank you. They told you enough? That we're recording a CD? So you might pick it up and not recognize your laugh. You won’t even want to buy it 'cause you've already seen it, so this is not the target market...heh
I have an old CD. See, this one will be in stores. The only way I could get my old CD into a store is if I would take one in and leave it. They say, "Sir, you forgot this." No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it
Oh, man, I can’t tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. They said "Let's call this hotel something-tree". So they had a meeting, it was quite short. "How about Tree?" "No." "Doubletree." "Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned." "I had my heart set on Quadrupletree. We were almost there."
I got a Do Not Disturb sign on my hotel door. It says Do Not Disturb. It's time we go with Don't Disturb. It's been Do Not for too long. We need to embrace the contraction. Don't Disturb. Do Not psyches you out. DO. "All right, I get to disturb this guy." NOT. "Shit! I need to read faster!"
I like to wear a Do Not Disturb sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock knock jokes. "Hey, how you doing, nephew?" "Knock knock." "Read the sign, punk!"
I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk. She gave me her number. It’s 0. I tried to call her from here and some other woman answered. I said "You sound older!"
My hotel doesn’t have a 13th floor because of superstition. But come on, man. People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? "1401". No you are not! Jump out the window, you will die earlier!
Because 13’s an unlucky number, right? Well then so should the letter B be, because B looks like a scrunched-together 13. "What's your name?" "Bob." "Get the fuck away!"
If 13's unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association. "I saw you, 12, you were hanging out with 13." "No, I wasn't! I was with 11. You talk to 14 about that shit." "What you have to say, 14?" "Me divided by 2 equals 7? All right, I was with 13. Shit"
Ha ha ha ha ha. Maybe they can add some laughs to that joke
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