Letra de Every Single Song On My CD Is Gonna Be A Hit, Pt. I

I′m gonna write about your cold exit from my life
Gonna write about your hold on my heart and my pride
Gonna write about your lies gonna write that you were wrongYou'll be one of many fools with your name in my song

And everyone is gonna see
How good it′s gonna be
Every single song on my CD is gonna be a hit

Oooooo

When a band releases a record, they are awarded certain certifications
Based on the number of records they sell.
A gold certified record is achieved at 500,000.
A platinum record is awarded at 1 Million copies sold.
Now, a diamond certified record,
Man to get that framed diamond album on your studio wall,
You need to sell a whopping 10 million records.
Ooo wee.
Now you might be asking yourself, generic funky voiceover guy,
Just how does a band sell that many records?
Well the secret is quite simple.

Everyone is gonna see
How good it's gonna be
Every single song on my CD is gonna be a hit