[Verse 1]
I don't wanna cut your hair
And I don't wanna go back to school
'Cause dropping out feels nice
And I don't wanna be a fool
[Chorus]
'Cause I've got the hairdresser
Satisfaction to make you feel better
I've got the magical potion
I'll mix it right up again and cause a commotion
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
[Verse 2]
Everyone is looking great
And yeah, I'm talking to you
Is this the life I wanna live?
Turned into their hairdos?
[Chorus]
'Cause I've got the hairdresser
Satisfaction to make you feel better
I've got the magical potion
I'll mix it right up again and cause a commotion
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
[Bridge]
When I go to sleep at night
(There's hairspray in my eyes)
When I go to sleep at night
(I blow dries between my thighs)
When I go to sleep at night
(I wanna picture a new look for you)
I don't wanna go to sleep tonight
I don't wanna go to back to sleep tonight
I don't wanna go to back to sleep tonight
[Chorus]
'Cause I've got the hairdresser
Satisfaction to make you feel better
I've got the magical potion
I'll mix it right up again and cause a commotion
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues
I guess I've got the hairdresser blues