Once I was an embryo
Then I got the old "Heave ho"
Got let go
When I was a little runt
I pulled some cunning stunts
Stunning ones
They'd hit me but I wouldn't cry
I'd just wink with my third eye
My third eye
Now I'm a different kind of ape
The kind you assholes hate
Have some bait
I heard ol' Neil put 'er down
But we don't need him 'round anyhow