Letra de Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands

Take this 'cause you're going to need it
Just to fall asleep on this most boring cruise
The beaches are frozen and the islands are empty
And the only ones left are the captain and crew
Of Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands
Don't usually dance with the cooks and the wait staff
But here I am
On Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands
So pull up a chair and get you some action
There's a man over there
Who will gamble you down to the clothes off your back
At the end of the week he comes collecting
And the only way off this boat is to hit the road
Take the stray dog highway to the county courthouse
Oh, take me home. I want to go home
River is rising, there's no time to argue, all hands on deck
Someone left the phonograph on, surely, it will get wet
And all of my records will be destroyed
I'll write them a letter
Care of Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands
On Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands
On Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands
The budget's quite tight, there's not a dime to spare
On Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands