Letra de Jack the Ripper

[Main Verse: Martin Brody & Matt Hooper]
Let's show Mr. Hooper our, uh, accident
Uh, victim identified as Christine Watkins. Female Caucasian
Yeah now, now here's where we have it
Probable boating accident. The height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains
sigh
The torso has been severed in mid-thorax. There are no major organs remaining. Right arm has been severed, above the elbow with massive tissue loss in the upper musculature. Partially denuded bone remaining, this was no boat accident. Did you notify the coast guard about this?
No. It's only local jurisdiction
The left arm, head to shoulders, sternum and portions of the rib cage
Are intact. It indicates the non-frenzy feeding of a large squalus possibly Unjumanus or Isurus Glaucous. Now, the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters. Didn't you get on the phone to check out these waters?
No
Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark