Oh, yeah, well, Gold Digger took my money
Dipped my heart and hands in honey
Ol' Snake Lady stole my savings
Told Gold Digger she was having my babies
Well, Gold Digger swung, snake lady fell
Yeah, I took Gold Digger up to Chapel Hill
Oh, I married her fast, murdered her young
Took my money back and made my run
Well, bus driver yeah, all in red
Pull this bus over and end up dead
Yeah, go drive this bus down to Mexico
Park it on a cliff where that good grass grows
Until a chopper came along one sunny day
To burn my crops, lock me away
Girl I'm eager, young and qualified
Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July