Letra de Pearl Snaps

[Chorus]
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Are the two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt
[Verse 1]
The shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
You can't cuss, you can't smoke or spit on the floor
Don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue
You can't buy beer in this state past two
[Chorus]
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Are the two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt
[Verse 2]
Well now, Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
It's not how you play, it's the final score
They don't show M*A*S*H on the tube anymore
[Chorus]
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Are the two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt
[Verse 3]
Lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
And Daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings
The kids are in school, but they're all packin' guns
The losers live forever and the good die young
[Chorus]
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Are the two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt
[Verse 4]
Now the stars are all fallin' out of the sky
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song
If there's a problem with that we can get it on
[Chorus]
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Are the two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts