[Verse 1]
While you're out, collecting Pokemons
I just step into your house and Poke your mom
If you're on Valor get up out of my face
Cause I'm Team Mystic, master race
All these motherfuckers are telling me to grow up
Step into my gym, and you're gonna get fucked up
"Pokemon, that shit's for kids"
Don't you know that you sound ridiculous?
I'm mean who are you to judge me, this is my shit
If you need a hobby, how bout sucking my dick
Cause I'm wrecking everybody with Pikachu
If you want to go to war, then bring your crew
"Damn, he's good, I don't know what to do"
You should have left that phone at home you noob
Don't talk about collecting, I got 'em all
You best get out the way when I'm throwing balls
You can run around the town getting cardio
Well fuck that, I hack like a Pokemon pro
[Chorus]
Pokemon Go made me this
Locked out, gangsta, dangerous
I keep running these streets with an Iron Fist all day
And that won't change
And you might say this game's for kids
But that makes you a hatin' bitch
Hate the player, but don't hate the game
Don't hate the game
[Verse 2]
Day after day, you know I go hard
Bitches be afraid of my Charizard
Get up out of my yard, you ain't ready to do this
I run this town, I'm fucking ruthless
Trying to connect to the WiFi
I get to sneaking on your ass with a drive by (pop pop)
Pokemon Go, everybody's playing it
"You need to grow up." Bitch stop saying it
I got a job and adult responsibilities
What do you got huh? Nothing but some enemies
Lyrically I'll break you down and tear you up
When I start spitting fire, I get lit as fuck
Jackin' everybody, I'm pulling out the artillery
Wanted by the F.B.I., harder than Hillary
I travel low, better watch your legs
Standing in the road, hatching Pokemon Eggs
And feeding all the ones, I got candy treaties
So much so, they got diabetes
[Chorus]
Pokemon Go made me this
Locked out, gangsta, dangerous
I keep running these streets with an Iron Fist all day
And that won't change
And you might say this game's for kids
But that makes you a hatin' bitch
Hate the player, but don't hate the game
Don't hate the game
[Verse 3]
You pay for your stats, what's up with that?
When I set the trap, your ass gettin' jacked
Yeah, I see you fam, it's about to go off
Cause it's one eight seven on a Poke-Stop
You want to step to me, but I bet you won't
Cause some Ninten-Do, but you Ninten-Don't
Listen motherfucker, you picked the wrong hood
It don't matter cause a Trainer will do you no good
My homie's that are rolling are Max Evolved
"How many do you have?" I got em all
Walking around with a phone, it's a brand new era
You found the rare, but I got the rarer
Pokemon O.G., menace to society
Badder than bad, you better get the fuck off of me
Talking mad shit, you think that you're tough
But you just got wrecked by a Jigglypuff
Chillin' like a villain, what you bitches want
Just hangin' with Vaporeon, smoking a blunt
[Chorus]
Pokemon Go made me this
Locked out, gangsta, dangerous
I keep running these streets with an Iron Fist all day
And that won't change
And you might say this game's for kids
But that makes you a hatin' bitch
Hate the player, but don't hate the game
Don't hate the game
Poke go hard (4x)
