[Verse 1]
Baseball
Basketball
Wiener dog
Short shorts
Cigarette
Surf board
Ping pong
Rugby ball
Wiener dog
Skiing
Down on the beach
[Chorus]
Sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
[Verse 2]
Beach ball
Volleyball
Naked girls
And naked boys
Do the dance
Down on
the beach
Smoking dope
Short shorts
Cigarette
(Wiener dog)
Getting high in the morning
Buying things off the internet
[Chorus]
Sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
[Bridge]
Getting high in the morning
Not answering calls
Volleyball
Beach ball
Surfboard
Baseballs
[Chorus]
Sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
Spuhhh Sports
Sports Sports
Sports Sports Sports!
Sports
[Outro]
Baseball
Volleyball
Cigarettes
Wiener dog
Down on the beach
Barbecue-ue-ue
Getting high with your friends
On the basketball court
Sunglasses on when you sleep
Yeah that's a sport
Lots of sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
