Stayed out about two hours too late
An' now it's hard gettin' out of this bed
Man, my boyfriend was a pain in the butt last night
Now he's an ache in my head
Stubbed my toe on the dresser an' I guess
It's too late to shower an' do my hair
Yeah, throw a bun cap on;
Hell, half the day is gone
And nothin' else could go wrong, whoa, oh
Fifity bucks is all I got:
When times are tough, it's time to shop
An' my credit card'll buy a lot, whoa, oh
What's another bill to pay?
It's that kind of day
Hey, hey, hey, yeah
Got twenty-six messages on my voicemail
An' I've only called my best friend back
An' I told her: "When it comes to my life these days
"I'm somewhere between a cry an' a laugh."
She said my Mom just called her
An' said I look like I've gained five pounds
Ho, oh, slip into my fat jeans
Overdose on mint ice-cream
Treat the day just like a dream, whoa, oh
Hope I see someone I know
An' I'll smile an' put on a show
Say I got somewhere to go, whoa, oh
Everyone's got something to say:
It's that kind of day
Hey, hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, whoo
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Standin' still on the interstate
An' I swear some old lady
Just flipped me the bird
Did she just flip me the bird?
Ha ha, it's gotta go up from here
Today is gonna disappear
An' nothin's gonna interfere, whoa, oh
Gonna buy myself some flowers
An' then spend a couple a-hours
Talkin' to my Higher Power, whoa, oh
Ask Him why life's this way
(Ask Him why.)
Yeah, I'm gonna ask Him why my life's this way
(Why's my life this way?)
There's just no tellin' what He's gonna say
Oh, it's just that kind of day
