Letra Phil de Mitch Hedberg

Letra de Phil

Mitch Hedberg


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Mitch Hedberg
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That would be cool if you lived with a monster, you would neer get hiccups. Hey this comedy is all part of my get rich slow scheme, and it’s working. People say Mitch, why did you get into comedy? Were you funny, no I was just good at holding ice cream cones. (Man yelling) It’s empty dude. I got something to put in your pipe though. You’re all about refilling shit. Do you work at a gas station? Yeah I’ll take another one of those. What is your name sir? Phil? I was going to say Fill that's perfect. Bill. You’re full of shit. You’re a plumber, let me get to the question then. What do you do for a living. I guess we’re doing this backwards. Alright, what’s the next answer. (yelling) Okay. Which way does shit run. These are too easy many, try to stump me Phil. What’s the next answer. Downhill. Which way is my career going phil. Awee, you fucker. Doctor Shawl makes foot products right. And he’s a doctor which means he went to school for a long time, but it doesn’t take a long time to figure out that stepping on a cushion is more comfortable. That fucker wasted lots of time at school. Cause I would buy that shit from a mr. Shew. Maybe even a senior shew. I got new balance shoes on, but they’re old so I might start falling. I don't know about that shit. Do you know, back in the days of the Guillotine, they never got to the two blade guillotine. One glade comes down and picks you up. The other comes down.


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