Letra de The Vacuumist

Try not to smile on stage, but it’s funny. Performing is fun. I spilled some vodka on the stage, so we vacuumed it, then the vacuum was drunk. It could move in a straight line. That’s retarded joke, I know. A vacuum store is just like a guitar store, there’s a bunch of vacuums hanging in the window to entice the vaccumist. But they do not attract the same clintine as the vacuum store, because if they did the vacuum store would be loaded with a bunch of broke fuckers who just wanted to run the new vacuums. Let me try out that hoover, let me see a hundred bucks bitch. My next CD is in store, when you have a cd in stores you have to do in store appears, if nobody shows up i just pretend I’m shopping. That’s how I shop, I sit behind a table with a pen. I want that. There is a lull. That word lull has too many L’s in it. It’s almost all l. L u L L. Thank god for that u, it breaks shit up. L is one letter away from being l. I thought I had a concept there, but then I realized nope you do not. See some of these jokes need work, they’re half there. Unfortunately you guys missed out on the good half. I. I am stiff. Medusa has looked at me. I am turning into a pillar of salt. That’d be funny if like, you were eating something, and you were like “man this isn’t very salty” Hey dude, look at that snake haired bitch. Thank you. Hmm, not bad now. Thanks, snake hair bitch. I’d make eye contact but it’s salty enough.